|Like||baby im no weather man , but you can expect a few inches tonight|
|Like||I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.|
|Like||Drying your dick with a hairdryer so when your girlfriend asks what your doing you say "heating ya dinner"|
|Like||Hi, I'm 17 years old and I haven't had my period yet. My 15 year old sister had her first period when she was 13. I am too embarrassed to talk about it to my friends aswell. I am wondering if I have a problem or maybe I am just developing slowly. Or does it take longer if you're a boy.|
|Like||*Boyfriend&girlfriend having shower*|
Girl: 'Oh baby i want you to do bad things to me'
Boy: *rubs shampoo in her eyes*
|Like||4 words you never want to hear the day after a night out: 'i heard about you'!!|
|Like||4 words u dont want 2 hear after a night out 'i heard about u'|
|Like||looking in the mirror at a party in the toilet and smiling, then just saying "I am locked" !|
|Like||Sitting in class and thinking...."id love a Chinese right now"|
|Like||You may "love" your boyfriend, but we'd all appreciate it if you didn't post it on Facebook every thirty fucking seconds.|
|Like||carrying a spoon in your pocket just in case someone has cake|
|Like||Writing your Centre and Candidate numbers before they ask you to because you're fucking pro at exams|
|Like||Holding up laminated number cards in a taxi so people think you're on Come Dine With Me.|
|Like||Giving up on your GCSE's because you fancy becoming a tree|
|Like||Breaking down in tears because you can't take being ginger anymore.|
|Like||The feeling you get when you girlfriend shoves her finger half way up her...(see more)|
|Like||If I put more than 6 kisses on a text I want to smash your backdoor in.|
|Like||the useless piece of skin around the vagina is called a woman.|
|Like||"It's the circle of life!" Nan, put the cat down!|
|Like||Having sex with your best mates Bird to see if she will cheat because you're a good fucking friend|
|Like||Taking off your JLS hoodie after a long hard day of having a shit music taste.|
|Like||Taking a year 9's virginity when there paraletic because you're a top lad|
|Like||''i wasnt that drunk''. ''dude, you were trying to rape a snail''.|
|Like||Sitting in class and thinking "how did this teacher get a job ?"|
Us girls do finger ourselves. We deny it, call it sad, etc. But we do it, alot. And we DON'T watch porn. But we do fantasize about guys we like.
^^ that's bullshit, I'm a girl and I know a lot of girls, including myself, who like ta pump da porn and watch ta adult channels and go mental like there's no tomorrah
^^Yeah I agree, just discovered the aul Pornhub, besht thing I ever discovered. Fucking love my clit.
|Like||opening the internet ready to go on Facebook but then spending the next 15 minutes on the Google guitar.|
|Like||That moment after Deathly Hallows; Part 2 is released and you're not exactly sure what you’re going to do with the rest of your life.|
|Like||Would you wear socks if you had no feet? No? Then why do you wear a bra?|
|Like||foundation maths= john bought 2 apples and 1 bottle of coke, if 1 apple costs 50c and 1 bottle costs 75c. what is john's name?|
|Like||AMERICA: mom ? may i have some cash please ..|
IRELAND: MA !!! giz a tenner will yea !?
|Like||Having a nickname for so long people start to forget what your real name is|
|Like|| Perfect guy=|
- Texts you first.
- Gives you their hoody.
- Texts back.
- Puts their hands around your waist.
- Calls you beautiful not sexy or babe.
- Will mind you when your sick.
- Listen to you when your upset.
- Holds you when you cry.
- Never judges you.
- Is protective over you.
And most importantly NEVER lies!
|Like||Using you fingers to count in a maths exam because your a mathematical genius.|
|Like||Being a liverpool fan is a bit like being an over optimistic parent on sports day when their child is a fat cunt|
|Like||Not being able to find a cheese grater, so you use your abs instead...|
|Like||Getting an A* in your RE exam because your secretly Jesus|